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Post by teeth on Jan 28, 2017 10:23:46 GMT
I just wondered why we bother with all of these high tech missiles and drones that our crew needs to maintain, when our crew already generates a powerful weapon for free:poo. A sufficiently large piece of poo is indistinguishable from an armageddon-causing asteroid. Send your ship directly at the enemy planet with nothing but crew inside, with sufficient travel time to produce the payload. Release your kinetic kill vehicle before you enter enemy weapon range, and change your orbit to avoid them. They can fire lasers at it, but poo only gets harder as heat dries it so they'll only make it stronger. They can fire guns at it, but the small pieces will still make it through the atmosphere due to the aforementioned heat resistance. If they try to change its orbit by grabbing it with a drone, then I don't think that drone will comply. Just because it's a robot doesn't mean it's comfortable with touching poo.
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Post by apophys on Jan 28, 2017 13:48:48 GMT
Maybe we need a shitposting subforum.
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Post by teeth on Jan 28, 2017 13:58:15 GMT
This belongs in the literal shitposting subforum.
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Post by nerd1000 on Jan 29, 2017 8:26:29 GMT
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Post by theholyinquisition on Jan 29, 2017 23:07:27 GMT
I just wondered why we bother with all of these high tech missiles and drones that our crew needs to maintain, when our crew already generates a powerful weapon for free:poo. A sufficiently large piece of poo is indistinguishable from an armageddon-causing asteroid. Send your ship directly at the enemy planet with nothing but crew inside, with sufficient travel time to produce the payload. Release your kinetic kill vehicle before you enter enemy weapon range, and change your orbit to avoid them. They can fire lasers at it, but poo only gets harder as heat dries it so they'll only make it stronger. They can fire guns at it, but the small pieces will still make it through the atmosphere due to the aforementioned heat resistance. If they try to change its orbit by grabbing it with a drone, then I don't think that drone will comply. Just because it's a robot doesn't mean it's comfortable with touching poo. I tried to be silent, but I can't. This is just too stupid. Poop is inefficient. It would be cheaper just to throw the food. Also, have you ever had to work with poop? I have. For starters, if it's fresh, it will steam. Lasers would create steam explosions. If it's dried, it becomes fragile. The crust is hard, but the interior is not. Furthermore, because it's mostly water, it would freeze. You'd create a shit comet. |
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Post by teeth on Jan 29, 2017 23:11:46 GMT
I tried to be silent, but I can't. This is just too stupid. Poop is inefficient. It would be cheaper just to throw the food. Also, have you ever had to work with poop? I have. For starters, if it's fresh, it will steam. Lasers would create steam explosions. If it's dried, it becomes fragile. The crust is hard, but the interior is not. Furthermore, because it's mostly water, it would freeze. You'd create a shit comet. But if you use properly prepared Mexican food you make more poop than you use food. Also if you throw the food the drone they send to redirect it will eat it all and completely destroy your plan. |
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Post by theholyinquisition on Jan 29, 2017 23:13:38 GMT
I tried to be silent, but I can't. This is just too stupid. Poop is inefficient. It would be cheaper just to throw the food. Also, have you ever had to work with poop? I have. For starters, if it's fresh, it will steam. Lasers would create steam explosions. If it's dried, it becomes fragile. The crust is hard, but the interior is not. Furthermore, because it's mostly water, it would freeze. You'd create a shit comet. But if you use properly prepared Mexican food you make more poop than you use food. Also if you throw the food the drone they send to redirect it will eat it all and completely destroy your plan. Brilliant. Truly, war has never changed. From throwing shit to throwing shit. |
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Post by Enderminion on Jan 30, 2017 14:51:58 GMT
But if you use properly prepared Mexican food you make more poop than you use food. Also if you throw the food the drone they send to redirect it will eat it all and completely destroy your plan. Brilliant. Truly, war has never changed. From throwing shit to throwing shit. for bonus points tell argonbalt about this |
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