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Post by Enderminion on Feb 15, 2017 4:33:05 GMT
How is it lewd to ask the mod to run a hard line on infractions in a fast manner? That four step process seems fair and efficent for inter-member grievances. Whoosh
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Post by Durandal on Feb 15, 2017 5:04:14 GMT
How about a system of trial by combat? Both parties involved fight to the death and who ever is left standing doesn't get banned. Now that's space court for you. This. Longswords at dawn should be the rule of the board.
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Post by newageofpower on Feb 15, 2017 5:49:08 GMT
This. Longswords at dawn should be the rule of the board. *glances at username* Quite a fitting statement.
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Post by caiaphas on Feb 15, 2017 6:27:58 GMT
This. Longswords at dawn should be the rule of the board. *glances at username* Quite a fitting statement. I'm still holding out for dueling pistols.
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Post by bigbombr on Feb 15, 2017 7:21:38 GMT
*glances at username* Quite a fitting statement. I'm still holding out for dueling pistols. Chucking nucleair handgrenades out of the window is how true spacecaptains duel!
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Post by The Astronomer on Feb 15, 2017 10:02:15 GMT
Ten thousand paces apart, draw and fire? Did you mean stand 100 Km apart, turn the reaction wheels, and sandblast? Not far enough. 1 Mm.No railguns, no nuclear hand grenades. The real civilized space captain fights with REASONS!!!
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Post by someusername6 on Feb 15, 2017 18:08:58 GMT
Of course we should not be solving our disputes in the forum with duels.
Duels do make for good stories though. Maybe we can have duels anyway, as long as it is not a real dispute?
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Post by omnipotentvoid on Feb 15, 2017 20:11:59 GMT
Did you mean stand 100 Km apart, turn the reaction wheels, and sandblast? Not far enough. 1 Mm.No railguns, no nuclear hand grenades. The real civilized space captain fights with REASONS!!! But venting my opponents brains into space via railgun leaves me with a greater ability to reason, thus winning me a fight measured by ability to reason, does it not?
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Post by Enderminion on Feb 15, 2017 20:24:50 GMT
Not far enough. 1 Mm.No railguns, no nuclear hand grenades. The real civilized space captain fights with REASONS!!! But venting my opponents brains into space via railgun leaves me with a greater ability to reason, thus winning me a fight measured by ability to reason, does it not? Why limit yourself to railguns?
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Post by argonbalt on Feb 15, 2017 20:27:03 GMT
Enough of this barbarism, is propose a far more civilised method, ZERO GRAVITY FENCING!
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Post by omnipotentvoid on Feb 15, 2017 20:27:09 GMT
But venting my opponents brains into space via railgun leaves me with a greater ability to reason, thus winning me a fight measured by ability to reason, does it not? Why limit yourself to railguns? A pistol would do, efficiency is important in space and you only need to vent the brain, so nukes and the such would be wasteful.
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Post by Enderminion on Feb 15, 2017 20:32:17 GMT
Why limit yourself to railguns? A pistol would do, efficiency is important in space and you only need to vent the brain, so nukes and the such would be wasteful. ... Rail-pistols?
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Post by caiaphas on Feb 15, 2017 20:37:55 GMT
Enough of this barbarism, is propose a far more civilised method, ZERO GRAVITY FENCING! WITH SABERS.
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Post by argonbalt on Feb 15, 2017 21:30:58 GMT
Of course! What is the point of a longsword? that is a filthy dirt eaters tool! In space a single well place jab with a sabre will pierce suit flesh and heart a fatal decompression! Sabres can also be machined from aluminium for as they must only be sharp tipped! Saving weight and space!
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Post by Crazy Tom on Feb 15, 2017 21:56:10 GMT
Of course! What is the point of a longsword? that is a filthy dirt eaters tool! In space a single well place jab with a sabre will pierce suit flesh and heart a fatal decompression! Sabres can also be machined from aluminium for as they must only be sharp tipped! Saving weight and space! You're still using gas pressurized suits instead of mechanical counter-pressure? Pleb. Tho, the question of which sword to use does have an answer:
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